I haven’t been posting because I’ve been busy melding myself with architecture in the hopes of becoming some sort of hybrid life form. It is going well so far, the utilities have been hooked up and I am mostly drywalled and plastered. This experience has led me to the discovery of other hybrid human-architecture life forms which live among us, namely the sitarounds.

Sitarounds are rhizome shoots produced by buildings of a sufficient age. They take the form of old men, indistinguishable from actual old men who sit around all day. Sitarounds gauge and regulate the social/neighborhood climate to promote the health and upkeep of their buildings. It is recommended that everyone cultivate sitarounds in their neighborhood, they are beneficial to the overall well-being of the inhabitants.

I’ve also been inventing new art forms and religions. That’s for next time.